Final Millenneum Thoughts

By: Shirley Lovell

The Millennium Bug was annointed
To render our whole world disjointed.
While the hype we went through
Was a let down it's true
Still I'm glad to be so disappointed.

At your threats no one ventured to scoff.
We would flinch every time you would
Cough.
So we paid and we prayed
And we sprayed you with Raid.
Now Millennium Bug just BUG OFF.

I'm so sick of Millennium stuff.
I am finished, I swear, it's no guff.
It's been beaten to death,
'Till it's plum out of breath.
So enough is enough is enough!

Ingersoll Times, Jan5/2000