To Joan Barrett for A Job Well Done

By: Shirley Lovell

Just Twenty six short years ago
As replacement staff was needed,
To liven up the office scene,
To Joan they came and pleaded.

She started as receptionist,
And greeted all the folks.
She typed and filed and tidied up
And told her share of jokes.

'Though Joan was very qualified
New skills she started learning,
Like how to use computers and
Make popcorn without burning.

From humble secretary's job,
Our Joan was quite persistent,
Would climbed the corporate ladder to
Become the clerk's assistant.

At council she sat out in front
'Cause that's where cameras are.
And dreamed one day that she'd become
A Sexy TV Star.

Joan sure need's lots of water when
The coffee she must make.
Then calls in Public Works to clean
Up after coffee break.

Now Joan would seldom brag a lot,
Far less than any other,
But all that's changed since she'd become
A proud devoted Grandmother.

That photo copier caused her grief,
The winter drive she dread.
While Joan may not miss office life,
She'll miss that cinnamon bread.

So who will do the chicken list.
From this task she escapes.
But now has time for other pets,
Like pussy cats and apes.

We've heard a few suggestions though,
To make retirement sweeter.
Our council feels that Joan would make
A super WAL-MART greeter.

Joan's always worked with dedication,
She'd go that extra mile
No matter what the day might bring,
She always had a smile.

You've earned your rite to leisure hours.
You gave this job your best,
And now you'll get your kitchen back,
And give poor Bruce a rest.

We're here today to wish you well,
But you'll be missed we swear it.
We're not yet sure how we will cope,
But we'll just grin and 'Barrett'.

For the retirement Reception for Deputy Clerk Administrator Joan Barrett,
March 30/01